What is Rockfall?
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1) a village in central connecticut.
2) home of the top unorganized communist youth movement in CT.
3) is b'dass, it is some hardcore shit man, fuck yeah, you nigg3r.
4) is populated by old polish people, Aquaman, the Great Mustache, Comandante Bovie, President Tac, King Olias I, and the Intergalactic Prime Minister
5) proudly supports brand name alcohols such as Schaefer beer, Dubra, Majorska, and anything cheap.
6) is vastly incongruent with the accepted political, social, spiritual, amd moral norms and mainstreams in america.
7) Proudly supports fine tobacco brands such as Pall Mall, USA Gold, Sonoma, Maverick, Camel (with an emphasis in the Turkish Blend series).
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9) believes that nazi's were made for swimming in apples.
"When light gave way to the ever darkening night, we started our rigorous journey to the top of Mount Rockfall. Some 7 seconds later we reached its impressive and awe-inspiring 12' summit. A jay was rolled, lit, passed, a shaefer shottied by all, and a handle of dubra later, we suffered the unfortunate fate of plummeting towards the earth lurking dangerously far below. luckily, by the power of Rockfall, no casualties are to be reported from the fall, and a mere 12 total bones broken, collectively from our party. Thank Rockfall for the Van."
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