What is Rockolo?
1.
i. someone who shows extreme endurance when rocking out.
ii. someone who could convince you that there freak switch has not been flipped yet - even though it has.
iii. a person who does not end up injuring themselves - even though they deserve to while intoxicated.
why does that rockolo over there have a tee-shirt with "S.C.R.U" written on his chest?
because he is a
"self contained rocking unit"