Rock-penis

What is Rock-penis?

To have a sweet boner, that's super hard and doesn't bend

":Yo Dude, I have totally rock-penis right now"

"This chick was walking by and a I got a sweet rock-penis"

"I was watching porn last night and got a major rock-penis"

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