Rock-penis

What is Rock-penis?

To have a sweet boner, that's super hard and doesn't bend

":Yo Dude, I have totally rock-penis right now"

"This chick was walking by and a I got a sweet rock-penis"

"I was watching porn last night and got a major rock-penis"

See cock, boner, hard on, rock

Emoticonotional

1. 1: of or relating to emoticons 2: excessive use of emoticons Laura: "I was like all :) and then you ;) so gave you a :* which..

Spewglue

1. After a long night of jerking off, some dudes forget to wipe all the spew off their pubes and it calcifies into a dried superglue sort o..

Genuardis

1. supermarket,located in pennsylvania, formerly owned by a caring family known as the Genuardi's who trustingly sold their comany to..

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