Rockstar Landing

What is Rockstar Landing?


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The act of simultaneously blacking-out from excessive alcohol and falling off a NYC fire escape; To complete the landing, one must hold onto the last available handle bar before death is imminent. To quantify as a “Rockstar”, one must climb up the fire escape and proceed to lay pipe in the star struck female. To not seal the deal only quantifies as a “Pop Star” Landing.

Skeet!!! Did you see that Rockstar Landing? It looked like he was gonna be laid out, now it appears he's just gonna get laid!


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