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(n.) My dad's version of shit when he doesn't want to use the real swear word.
Me: Cris was telling lies to me today.
Dad: D..
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what would Samuel L. Jackson do?
guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D?
guy 2: he would kick ass and..