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A horrible time. I was told hotdogs were on the menu, yet when I arrived, there was only sauerkraut. Sick bastard.
My dinner with satan..
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Not a snowball, but it's more like a double snowball. When two people get full loads in their mouths and then snowball each other...
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doing a chick over the stove while using a sock that you’ve skated in all day as a condom, Mean while she takes a shit on the stove. Be ..