Rocktified

What is Rocktified?

A state of complete intoxication where one loses feeling in their face.

Danny was completely rocktified Sunday after drinking Bloody Mary's with a fat Irish woman.

Hanging Over

1. verb. To be hung over. "You were drunk as hell when you came home last night, what have you been doing all day?" "Hangin..

I Thumped Her Pumpkin

1. This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version. Exa..

Eawak

1. To clasp one's hands together, causing an expulsion of air, which may sound like a squeek, or farting noise. Stop eawakking, you f..

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