What is Rocky Balboa?
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After having been blue-balled by some skank, you wait for her to fall asleep and expel ejaculate over the entire surface of her eyes. Upon waking she will experience vision much like that of Rocky in his movies after a fight.
That goat (aka Stevie Nicks) really learned its lesson after a gave it the rocky balboa.
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Raising your arms and screaming "Drago" at the height of ejaculation signifying reaching the top mountain just like Rocky Balboa in Rocky IV.
Rocky Balboa works best when behind your partner. "Drago" should be drug out to show real emotion. EX:
"dddrrraaagggooo"
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pretty much any kind of underdog that does better than anyone expected, like rocky balboa in the first movie.
josh hamilton is a rocky balboa.
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You have to eat beans and other gas-causing foods for a period of a week. Concurrently, you do not shower for the same week-long period. Then, you make a girl sit under your ass and proceed to shoot a poop/diahrea mixture all over her face.
For the Rocky Balboa Championship Edition, you need to add corn to your diet during your week of preparation.
That girl thought she was better than me because she is so pretty, so I gave her the Rocky Balboa Championship Edition (R). There were chunks of poo, puddles of diahrea, and corn bits all ova' her grille!
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