What is Rocky Mountain Ass Crack?


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Someone's mom's ass that has a carpet on her ass and warts to go with it.

I wanted to do his mom sooo badly, but didn't realize that she had a rocky mountain ass crack.

See rocky, mountain, ass, crack, lol, idk


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