Rocky Mountain House

What is Rocky Mountain House?


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A small town in Alberta Near Red Deer that is commonly prided on its "oil and agriculture". Beyond this is has a population of grade nines with the single lowest IQ ever. Rocky can be known for it's toothless bar folk at the bottom of its "main street" or for how amazingly greasey everyone who works at McDonald's is. Often the people from Rocky when asked where they are from will not respond and will try to change the subject with the lightning fast reflexes of a sloth.

"Hey where are you from?"- Rando

"The sky is blue wanna ride bicycles?"- Rocky Mountain House Folk

See small town, alberta


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