Rod Carew

What is Rod Carew?


1.

To go to third base directly from first base, skipping second base. In other words, to go straight to oral sex from kissing, without ever touching a boob.

Named after a Latino baseball player who played second base from 1967-1985. Often used by Latinos who are notoriously lazy, this is the quickest way to get to sex while still keeping the girl interested.

Brian: How did that date with that girl go last night?

Fernando: She had these tiny little titties, so I went for the Rod Carew. She totally bought it and I was out of there in like 15 minuets.

See first base, second base, third base


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