Rod Carew

What is Rod Carew?


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To go to third base directly from first base, skipping second base. In other words, to go straight to oral sex from kissing, without ever touching a boob.

Named after a Latino baseball player who played second base from 1967-1985. Often used by Latinos who are notoriously lazy, this is the quickest way to get to sex while still keeping the girl interested.

Brian: How did that date with that girl go last night?

Fernando: She had these tiny little titties, so I went for the Rod Carew. She totally bought it and I was out of there in like 15 minuets.

See first base, second base, third base


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