What is Rod Stewart?
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Rod Stewart is a Scottish singer
he is old.. but still has some classic songs like Sailing and if you think im sexy
definetly should have retired a while ago
and definetly should be classed as a legend all over the world
always seen with a new girl every week who seem to be way to young for him
in other worlds... a very old legend
rod stewart hits:
Sailing
Forever Young
if you think im sexy
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Rumor has it, this old fart singer guzzled multi loads of manjam in the 70s, thus resulting in getting said goo, pumped from his stomach.
Dude, my gay buddy Bruce apparently had to be rushed to the hospital last night after doing a Rod Stewart imitation at the gay party.
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The BEST singer in history ever! Has a lot of rumors which none of them are true! And people should not say things that they dont even know if its true they should have facts! He's sang alot of good songs! He is Scottish and he is married to Penny Lancaster and has 6 kids. He's is one of the nicest men in the world. :]
"I love that song Maggie May by Rod Stewart"
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AN old man who likes to be seen with younger women to deceive people into thinking that he is heterosexual but that is not the truth the truth is that he is gayer than leonardo Davinci.
Rod Stewart likes to suck on rod's rod.
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A very old, decrepid man. He is often shown with women that are way too young for him.... he must pay them a lot. His voice sounds like hell and he ruins a lot of great old songs.
Rod stewart used to be cool when "If ya think i'm sexy" came out. Now he needs to take up knitting and get out of the public eye.
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One of THE sexiest older men that has ever roamed the earth. Although he is in his sixties he is still getting more play than most guys and still sings amazing. Rod Stewart introduced the world to some great songs like Forever Young and Tonight's The Night. Rod Stewart can always set the mood.
One day, when i'm old enough, I am going to marry Rod Stewart.
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A pop rock singer. Getting up there, with hits like the awesome Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? and Sailing. Got his big break as singer for guitar legend Jeff Beck in 1968, in one of the world's first true hard rock bands (the Jeff Beck Group), which came out six months before Led Zeppelin, which the inside flap of their albums cannot state enough. After they broke up after two mediocre albums he devoted himself to pop and managed a successful solo career.
Rod Stewart, while awesome, is just about the biggest wanker who ever lived.
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