What is Rodeo?
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A rodeo usually begins at the end of a drunken night in the bar, with a game of "Pull the pig". Once someone wins by attracting the ugliest woman in the bar, the rodeo is on.
You will require at least one friend to beat you home and conceal themselves around the bedroom (under piles of clothes, behind curtains, under the bed, etc).
When you arrive home with your fat ugly trophy you must persuade her to come to bed with you, this is not usually a problem with the fatter more rancid looking catches.
Dispite how ill it might make you, you must engage in sexual intercourse as soon as possible to prevent your friends from getting cramp in their small hiding places...
The main event comes when she approaches orgasm (or before but this way usually gets a better effect). Remember you must be in the doggy position for any of this to work right..
As soon as she begins to climax, yell RODEO!!! at the top of your voice, at which point the room should explode with hidden friends yelling at the top of their lungs (with flashing cameras for best effect) causing your fat assed partner to start rocking and bucking like an angry buffalo trying to escape the flashing cameras and hide her big naked ass. The trick is to stay on her for as long as possible after the initial yell.
"Got a 13 second rodeo on Sarah last night, she won't talk to me now..."
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2.
While you are fucking a girl in the ass you grab her hand and tell her you have AIDS then she will squirm like a bull in the rodeo and you must keep it in as long as you can
I was fucking a girl in the ass and did a rodeo she went insane
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Knowing that you are going to have relations with your woman that night, you have your friends get to your house early and hide in the closet. While doing you girl doggy style you grab her by the hair. your friends then jump out of the closet and scream rodeo. Try to hold on for 8 seconds.
I pulled a rodeo with Heather but only made 7 seconds.
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when having anal with a girl, reach around and grab two handfulls of tit and wisper in her ear "these feel just like your sisters". Then do your best to hang on for 8 seconds.
I was with stacy's sister last night and pulled a rodeo on her... it was the best ride of my life!!!
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a sexual prnak. there are many variations. one includes two males and one female. one male does the girl from behind while the other hides in the closet. Quickly and silently, the two males trade places. the male who was doing the girl first then goes outside and taps on a window so the girl will look up and see he previous mate. the new male tries to stay on as long as her can.
That rodeo last night killed my legs, but i stayed on for 5 seconds!!
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6.
when a male gathers a large group of friends, and as a team they go to a bar. The male then seduces the biggest girl he can find, and brings her home for sex. Once riding her doggy style, he grabs her with one hand and reaches the other sky-ward, and yells "YEE HAW!!", at which time all the friends come running in, screaming and laughing! Now, the male fucking the large woman must hold on for AT LEAST 8 seconds. The men all take turns with different women, and whoever stays inside his partner longest wins.. This is truly harder than you might think, as the fatty is liable to be scared and PISSED!
Last night I bagged a 400 pounder, brought her home, and started the rodeo! When my boys busted in yelling and laughing at her, She went crazy, and I only lasted another 4 seconds!
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When a guy is doing a girl doggy style, he whispers in her ear,"I have AIDS..." The rodeo is on and he must then see if he can hold on for 8 seconds as she goes wild and tries to escape from his grasp.
"I have AIDS".... then hold on ;) ....rodeo
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