What is Rodeo Sex?
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The act of doggy style coitus, where, approaching the climax, the male participant remarks "Your sister likes this way, too". He then starts the clock to see how long he can stay on.
Buck managed 27 seconds of rodeo sex with Annalise. He would, alas, never ride her again.
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when you have your gal riding you and right as soon as you notice she's ready to have an orgasm you shout out, "this is how your sister likes it!" while she's fighting to get off you try to keep her on as long as you can while a friend is in a closet timing how long it takes for you to get off.
gee bob a minute and 45 seconds, thats a new record for Rodeo Sex ! sorry i couldnt get out of the closet fast enough in my clown outfit to stop her from punching you in the fucking eye.
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Rodeo sex is the best sex game you can play. However, you can only play it once with each partner...
Rodeo sex involves entering a girl doggy-style and reaching around and taking hold of her breasts. Once you are inside her, learn forward and whisper into her ear "I love you, Nichola". Or any other name that ISN'T hers.
The fun of the game then comes from seeing how long you can hold on (and stay in) while she bucks and kicks to try to get you off/out.
It's the most fun sex in the world!
It's even more fun if you happen to have a cowboy hat to hand, but props are always tricky to come by.
"I love you, Nichola."
"What the f*ck?! Who's Nichola?! You motherf*cker! I'm going to f*cking kill you!"
"WOOOOOOoooOOOooOOOoOOOooOOOooOOO!! I love Rodeo Sex!"
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A competition between guys for a bet which involves you go home to the wife, getting her in the sack and hit it doggy style. In the middle of the session, whilst still in the same position you call your wife/missus a different name to which she will hopefully react badly to.... and you job is to try and stay inserted! The winner of the competition is who can hang on to the wife the longest!
(can also try the harder version by calling the wife a blokes name, she'll buck like a good'un!)
Rodeo sex:
<Adam>Fancy a good shagging then wife? I got an itch for it doggy style
<Jane>Go on then
~~sex~~
<Adam>oh yeah, oh yeah.... oh Sally your ass is sweet
<jane> What the fuck?!?! Who the cunt is Sally? get off me you shit.. (struggles to get away)
<Adam> counts the seconds
~~penetration is lost~~
<Adam>12 seconds, result!
(you may want to explain to the wife what has happened!)
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When a man is penetrating his partner from behind, he wraps one arm around her waist, lays the other across her back and gets a handful of hair, purposely calls out the wrong name, and then tries to hold on for seven seconds (the amount of time a cowboy must stay on a bucking bronco).
"While we were doing it last night, I called Katie Erin, and then it was time for some serious rodeo sex."
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8 seconds before you blow your wad, you donkey punch your ho. (Must be doggy style)
The trick is to ride until you reach the bell. Donkey punched my bitch then we had rodeo sex.
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Fucking a girl doggy style in her pussy with a good hard, fast, doggy style rythmic pounding. Halfway through the screwing (after few minutes of pussy), pull out of her pussy and send the next stroke all the way up her ass in one continuous stroke without slowing down or losing your rythm (good lube required on penis before you start). Then continue pounding away without missing a stroke, without slowing down, and without losing your rythm. Same vigorous pounding action in both pussy and ass.
Continue until you come in her ass.
To be true rodeo sex you have to keep a steady, fast, hard pounding rythm throught the entire process, including when switching from pussy to ass. Also, to be true rodeo sex she cannot know ahead of time exactly when your going to switch holes. Must be a surprise.
It's called rodeo sex because it's tight and hurts for the girl and she'll try to get away by crawling forward and bucking like a rodeo bull. You hold on to her hips and ride her. Ride'em cowboy!
I learned about this from my college roommate. He used to rodeo fuck college girls regularly. He said analy experienced girls hated it at first, but then loved it and orgasmed. He said it was good for analy experienced girls who hated and loved it at the same time. It was also the best he'd ever had.
Do NOT try this with an anal virgin girl or you'll injure her badly and she'll end up in hospital an you in jail.
It can be done with an anal virgin girl if you go slow, but that wouldn't be rodeo sex. There'd have to be a different name for that.
I personally haven't done rodeo sex with a girl, but I'd sure love to. However, I would never do this to an anal virgin girl or an analy inexperienced girl because I don't want to injure them. I think this sort of thing should only be done with analy experienced girls. i.e. - not butt virgins.
Some guys prefer doing this as an anal ambush where the girl doesn't know about it ahead of time. Her surprise heightens her reaction. However, I think that is anal date rape. So I recommend that.
I'd suggest only doing this with a girl whose had anal sex before and is willing to consent to it ahead of time. i.e. - get permission ahead of time. However, you can still give her a super surprise because she won't know which stroke is going to come out of her pussy and go up her ass. So although she'll be a bit less shocked, if she knows it's coming at some time, she'll still be plenty shocked enough to make it exciting for both people. Also, she'll be tingling with anticipation during each pussy out-stroke wondering where the next in-stroke is going.
Warning: This will be painful and exciting sex for an analy experienced girl and great for the guy. For an anal virgin girl it would be unbearable and result in injury. Don't do this with anal virgins! For the guy, it'll be the best sex he ever had. Period. Tight, exciting, screaming, crying, wiggling, wrestling, fast ride typically culminating with an orgasm for the woman and always for the man.
Great for an adverturous man and woman.
To be rodeo sex, she can't have already had anal sex that night. Ideally it should also be her first pussy sex of the night. i.e. - she's got to have some tightness. Use plenty of lube.
I think rodeo sex would be awesome. Now I need to find a consenting woman. My old girlfriend was up for anything. I miss her.
I'd like to take an anal virgin girl and break her in gently enough to not by to traumatic, but forcefully enough to be a bit challenging and get some wimpering. Then after a few nights of anal sex when she can take a full on pounding, surprise her with rodeo sex.
Alternatively, I'd like to give rodeo sex the first night to a girl whose already analy experienced.
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