What is Rodion?
1.
Someone who is a kind of a creepy fellow who may or may not be a stalker.
Either way, definately a creeper...although funny.
Michael is walking down the hall and suddenly his friend jumps out from behind something and beatboxing techno music begins to partyboy him.
"Agh! Dude you just pulled a major rodion on me...wait...you are Rodion!" - Michael
"Hehehe....shiver me timbers!" - Rodion
Rodion makes a run for it...
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2.
-verb
1. An action associated with something creepy or unusual. An action that is likely to be preformed exclusively by a
-noun
1. Someone who performs actions such as above on a regular basis.
2. Someone who takes great pleasure in frightening/shocking people via disturbing methods. Often involving offensive sexual comments or otherwise unanticipated tactics.
3. A person (usually a male) who creates elaborate stories for the purpose of terrorizing his victims. This person will often begin such stories with a "what if" question, and it will soon escalate into a putrifying story involving said victim.
4. Someone who goes through great trouble to set up a scenario in order to catch someone else unawares and perform an heinous act of a barbaric nature (often accompanied with the emulation of some kind of creature such as a snake or a bat in the sounds/motions of the perpetrator).
Example 1:
Richard and Zach are sitting in class really bored.
Richard: "So Zach...what if you woke up in the morning and your penis was chaffing and bloody?"
Zach: "Ugh...I would see a doctor?"
Richard: "Ok. You get to the doctor and he begins to examine your penis. He says that you have a very serious STD and that he needs to operate right away."
Zach: "OK...I guess I let him operate."
Richard: "Very good...he pulls out a scapel and before you can do anything he makes a long incision in your penis. You try to resist, but before you can react you are suddenly chained to a wall. Your penis is now pouring blood. The doctor gags you and takes out a packet of mayonaise which he begins to stuff in your biscected cock. After raping you brutaly for several hours the doctor kills you and you are found in a ditch one week later."
Zach: "Dude what the fuck...?"
Richard: "Well I guess you shouldn't have let him operate...see what happens?"
Zach: "Fuck you...you just pulled a Rodion on my ass!"
Richard: "Thats not all Im gonna pull on your ass!"
(pulls out a rubber chicken and slaps Zach's ass with it, then quickly pocketing the unlikely weapon back in his pocket).
Example 2:
Guy 1: "So I was in the bathroom taking a piss, when this kid came up right behind me and began to moan in my ear!"
Guy 2: "Shit man...you're lucky your asshole is still intact! That dude sounds like a fucking Rodion..."
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