Rodka

What is Rodka?


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A Cheap Alcoholic drink that is a Vodka knockoff that is sold in Bowling alleys in hick-bred towns in the Southern United States. It usually has turpentine and other volitile additives that render the drinkers brain damaged within months, explaining the void of intelligence in that part of the Country.

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The way that Asians who do not speak very much English and are fresh off the boat with thick accents pronounce the drink "Vodka"

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"H-h-h-h-h-h-hey Ska-Ska-Ska-Scooter...wut' you drankin' there? "

"Just some Rodka, it's de cheapest shit dey got"

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"What can I get you to drink, sir?"

"Oooooohhhh...Me wan Rodka...Gimme Rodka. And Robster craws..."

See drinks, vodka, asians, southern, hick


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