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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..
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Similar to the Screaming Pelican. When you are banging a chick on the beach, and you stick your dick in the sand; snatch her eye out an..
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A lighthearted term for the void between a female's legs with the all important Harry Potter reference.
Remember to protect your w..