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When your mum or someone else close to you gets murked.
"Hey, where'd my mum go?"
"ya mum got mugged!"
"..
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A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.
Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.
See shit, poo..
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What comes out of breeding a pug and a boston terrier.
The lady had her pug and boston terrier get jiggy and out came a Boston Pug...