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A beach near Cooter, LA (i'm fucking serious) that, from an airplane, looks like the female reproductive system.
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A phrase that can be used as an excuse if you really don't have a legitimate excuse.
Person 1: But why did your car break down jus..
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Its when your girl is on the crapper with the worst case of constipation...while squeezing to plop out the nugget, she passes out...once..
