Roflmonger

What is Roflmonger?

One who travels and induces rofls and lols in others, or mongers laughs. They are a mythological clan, and nearing extinction.

"I wanna be a roflmonger, and walk the earth, like Caine in Kung Fu."

See kung fu, rofl, lmao, lolergasm, roflcopter

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