What is Roflmonster?
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the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with
i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason
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jim: wanna hear a joke, bob?
bob: sure, jim.
jim: two peanuts were walking down the street.
bob: k..
jim: ..one was "assaulted"..
bob: ROFL! LOL! LMAO! ROTFLMAO!!! BAHAHA!
jim: dude you're such a roflmonster..
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A late night booty call
"Well I was bored the other night so I called Maeve."
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Hippy-style cloth calf-length women's pants that are tight around the waist, but wide and flowy around the knees.
Miz Schwendy, ah..
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a girl that rides the dong all the time
look at that f***ing dong jockey
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The player in the sport of dong jockey. In the sport 1 pe..
