What is Roflmonster?
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the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with
i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason
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jim: wanna hear a joke, bob?
bob: sure, jim.
jim: two peanuts were walking down the street.
bob: k..
jim: ..one was "assaulted"..
bob: ROFL! LOL! LMAO! ROTFLMAO!!! BAHAHA!
jim: dude you're such a roflmonster..
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You say of a person that has been influenced by western culture.
"Hey Ron! You have become very occidentalized since you came from..
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See Abraham Lincoln.
After you Abraham Lincoln a girl, save a little bit of your load and shoot her in the back of the head with it.
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The act of picking up a filthy tracheotomy slut from the local bar, taking her into the ally around back, and then penetrating the hole ..
