What is Roflmonster?
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the beast within you that makes you laugh at completely inappropriate times, like a funeral, a breakup, when someone tells you of an ailment, or a dramatic movie that matters to the person you're watching it with
i was at my girlfriend's grandpa's funeral, and my roflmonster came out at the worst time possible!! i couldn't control it at all, but i didn't care for some reason
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jim: wanna hear a joke, bob?
bob: sure, jim.
jim: two peanuts were walking down the street.
bob: k..
jim: ..one was "assaulted"..
bob: ROFL! LOL! LMAO! ROTFLMAO!!! BAHAHA!
jim: dude you're such a roflmonster..
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Random Words:
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adj. acidic; painful; or otherwise unpleasant
I have a lighningous melonoma behind my ear.
Clean up those unsightly moles with a light..
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A ugoogalizer is someone who speaks at funerals ...well.
Boy this minister is a good ugoogalizer i'm glad i hired him!
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something just completely sucks.
Bob said,"I got grounded last night."
Then I said,"That sucking fucks."
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