What is Roflnade?
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Combining the force of a grenade with the nice, solid, humour behind a good ROFL, the ROFLnade can be thrown at will - causing nearby people, cats and small patches of fungi to break out in spontaneous laughter.
May cause side effects such as rashes, itching, wet pants and hysteria. Ask in store (Where?) in store for written details.
Hitler: 'Aaaaargh! ROFLnade! DUCK!'
Eva: Heheeeheeeee, it blew your bollock off!
Hitler: Eees nut funny!
Eva: Nut funny! HEEEEHEEEHEEHE
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