Roflrocket

What is Roflrocket?


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The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time.

The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target.

.......................__ ............

......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.

........................| |...........

................... __||/____......

.\...............|'-|--| .\.........

.. \_...........|--|---|..\ ........

../ L \____,/-------\___\___

.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,..

.. L /______,---''-----------, /...

../ /.............\_________ ,/....

.//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/.

(sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )

The ROFLCOPTER rains down a furious maelstrom of ROFLROCKETS on all those who oppose it, while simultaneously pleasing children.

See roflrocket, roflchopper, roflcopter, roflchopter, rofl


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