What is Roflrocket?
1.
The ordinance that comes standard-equipped on all ROFLCHOPPERS and ROFLCHOPTERS. Typically used to take out LMAOPLANES, LOLCOWS, and other E-Nuisances. A paradox, ROFLROCKETS are both weapons of war and peace at the same time.
The main armament of a ROFLROCKET is an anti-absurdity warhead that smites down e-thugs, e-trolls and e-bullies with undeniable reason and exposes them as fools, while simultaneously entertaining all(especially children) who see its explosions. Unlike other rockets in the real world, a ROFLROCKET if aimed properly will never miss its target.
.......................__ ............
......<ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL>.
........................| |...........
................... __||/____......
.\...............|'-|--| .\.........
.. \_...........|--|---|..\ ........
../ L \____,/-------\___\___
.|LOL|-------------O----- ----,..
.. L /______,---''-----------, /...
../ /.............\_________ ,/....
.//.............___/ROFLROCKET\__/.
(sorry it got ruined a little in the translation. )
The ROFLCOPTER rains down a furious maelstrom of ROFLROCKETS on all those who oppose it, while simultaneously pleasing children.
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