Roflsarcophogus Edit Meaning

1. When an obese woman breaks wind and detonates her panties into confetti. The sudden blast from her ass woke Andrea up and she was aston..

1. After f*cking a woman so hard she turns 13 and becomes a man. Music, dancing, and food usually immediately follow. The newly grown penis..

1. The act of text messaging a teenage girl who is much too young for a man of your age to be texting. "Bluetooth, my arse! More like..