Rofltickets

What is Rofltickets?

A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.

Me: OMG that was hilarious!

Friend: I know, I'm buying rofltickets!

See roflcopter, lollercaust, spitroast, omgwtflolbbq

Venus Mound

1. the old-fashioned way of calling a fupa her venus mound was particularly large tonight..

D-t-f

1. means: Down To Fuck used in superbad "dude, im gonna get laid! shes D-T-F!" See superbad, seth, down..

Uss Nimitz

1. Only the most feared military vehicle in the world! "That is one fearful military vehicle," Brent stated. "It must be th..

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