Rofltickets

What is Rofltickets?

A one-way ticket to hilarity. These differ from raffle tickets because everyone wins in the end.

Me: OMG that was hilarious!

Friend: I know, I'm buying rofltickets!

See roflcopter, lollercaust, spitroast, omgwtflolbbq

Torpedo Penis

1. a penis that may or may nopt look like a torpedpo Shery: Juan, your penis is so sharp! SOmething like a torpedo, but like a torpedo pen..

Gag Guard

1. A big nose on a female. "Look at the gag guard on her!" "If she doesn't shut up, I'm going to punch her in th..

Hard Wood Floors

1. a completely shaved pussy Do the curtains match the carpet? I have hard wood floors. See pussy, snatch, cunt, shaved, bald, bare, nak..

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