Roflturbating

What is Roflturbating?

1. The act of rofling and masturbating at the same time.

Person1: You know what i really feel like doing right now?

Person2: what??

Person1: roflturbating

Person2: *Shakes head and walks away*

See rofl, masturbation, rofling, jack it

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