What is Rofm?
1.
Rolling On The Floor Masturbating
Dude: Shit, that guy is hot!
Guy: That's disgusting
Dude: ROFM
Guy: Get out of my house.
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2.
Rolling on floor masturbating.
I ROFMd when I saw the picture.
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3.
rolling on floor masturbating; similar to ROFL (rolling on floor laughing)
Cody: that chick is hot!
Alex: i would rofm!
Cody: me too.
Alex: together.
Cody: ROFM!
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