Rofm

What is Rofm?

Rolling On The Floor Masturbating

Dude: Shit, that guy is hot!

Guy: That's disgusting

Dude: ROFM

Guy: Get out of my house.

See Guy

Rolling on floor masturbating.

I ROFMd when I saw the picture.

See rolling, on, floor, masturbating, funny, laughing, rofm, rofl

rolling on floor masturbating; similar to ROFL (rolling on floor laughing)

Cody: that chick is hot!

Alex: i would rofm!

Cody: me too.

Alex: together.

Cody: ROFM!

See masturbating, laughing, rofm, funny, awesome

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5.3

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