What is Rohnert Park?
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A city full of suburban kids who think they're ghetto because the public high school is poorly funded and there's vandalism all over the place.
Founded by a seed farm owner back in the late 1800s, Rohnert Park is the home to Sonoma State Univerity, one of the best in the state.
Typical Rohnert Park kid: "YO WUD IT DO WELCOME TO MURDA PARK WE GET HYPHY IS DIZ BITCH"
other Rohnert Park kid: "This isn't Oakland, shut your mouth"
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A really boring town full of wangsters and skaters
Guy 1: wanna go to rohnert park?
Guy 2:no
Guy 1:why?
Guy 2:because its full of stupid skaters and wangsters
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A small, diverse city in the north bay where stoners smoke, skaters skate, gangstas bang, and soccer moms take their kids to school. Specifically, Rohnert Park is in Sonoma County (707) just south of Santa Rosa, CA. Most of the city is populated by Caucasians and Hispanics, with a handful of African-Americans.
Rohnert Park has ghettos, suburbs, and big ass houses...gangsters, skaters, and soccer moms.
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a baller place also known as murda park or murder park. it is known for its awsesome people, chill highschool, and kids. a synonym for rohnert park would b baller, cool, pwnage, sickass, chill, tight, hella boss. antonym for it would be petaluma. petaluma is a faggot cock city. ROHNERT PARK IS A BALLER STATUS CITY. known for going dumb, getting hyphy, reppin the 7.0.7
guy1: "dayuum rohnert park is hella boss compared to petaluma"
guy2: "dude i know petaluma sucks, i went there and alls it wuz wuz a small gay city"
guy1:i barely even heard of it"
guys2: "me2!"
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