What is Rolf?
1.
Rolling On Laughing Floor
THe floor is laughing while we are rolling on it
2.
(ar`o`el`ef) v. abbr. Roll Over Laughing, Floorless, 1. to find something so funny that one loses all sense of time and space and drops into the abyss, 2. inability to properly key internet acronyms (short forms) because one finds something so funny.
"ROLF. wuz dat ever funny ... er ... i mean ROFL. ogm. cant believe i said that ... er ... i mean omg. oll. cant spel laffin so hard ... er ... i mean lol"
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3.
Acronym for roll on laughing floor. It means the joke told was so funny even the floor was laughing.
Tom: How does Hitler like his juice?
Gary: How?
Tom: Concentrated.
/Earthquake
Gary: ROLF
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4.
Rolling On the Laughing Floor.
Something that is so funny that the floor starts laughing.
rolf, look at that
he's so funny, rolf!
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5.
A boy who dumps a girl he loves after a year for a blond idiot who is all over every other guy in the school. Rolfs mostly love physical attention, and will freaking get resentful if a girl doesnt love him back. He self-loathes and is a drama-queen.
Mostly related to red heads, and soulmates are most often named Anna.
He's such a Rolf.
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6.
It's an acronym for Rolling On Lawn Farting.
Usually used by those people that change things around and all that as attempts to either confuse us or humor us. Either way we hate it and that's why you are here looking it up.
Someone says something on the Internet to another guy so he responds with a simple "ROLF" which causes the first guy to either pass it as a typo or ask "rolf?" so the guy says that he was rolling on his lawn farting.
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7.
The name of a famous user on Windows Messengar.
Hey i talked to ROLF today, he is totally awesome.
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