What is Roller Coaster?
1.
The funnest things since sex. Roller coasters are located at theme parks, and come in many forms. They all kick ass.
Cedar Point has a lot of roller coasters.
2.
An ingenious device designed to separate the user and their lunch
Alton Towers is full of cola roasters *roller coasters
3.
By pure definition, a roller coaster is anything that may seem rebellious or appear dangerous when in fact, it's perfectly safe for family fun as long as you're over the height for 48 inches. Using this definition, it can be determined that Linkin Park is the typical example of a roller coaster.
Society's definition of the roller coaster is that it is a form of mass-transit system for small- and medium-sized cities. In principle, it is similar to a bus or monorail, in that passengers pay a small fee to board and be transported elsewhere. With roller coasters, however, passengers are also sent through double-backwards corkscrews, 85-degree death drops, underground tunnel plunges, and triple-twistback loop-the-loops, often at speeds of over 100 miles an hour and with G-forces approaching space shuttle launch (or crash) levels. Many cities are reconsidering the installation of coasters, due to the number of heart attacks, pregnant woman injuries, and scalding-hot-coffee-spill disfigurations, but they're just pussing out.
Roller coasters are also located in theme parks like Disneyland, Six Flags over Somewhere Really Flat and Boring, Fantazyland, Disneyland 2, Duff Gardens, Vekomaland, and Grue Park. The majority of them are made out of steel, and given names like "Smegma" or "Mind Eraser" or "Deathmachine" or "That thing over there". People love to ride them, for the simple reason that prostitution was made illegal. They tend to generate long lines and vomit.
"The Mind Eraser is my favorite roller coaster"
~ Paul Ruben on a roller coaster
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4.
What I live for. Make sure to visit Cedar Point on Ohio and Six Flags Great America in Illinois PEACE.
I'll ride roller coasters until I die.
5.
A chick who puts her pussy on a guys face and rubs up and down and drags it side to side and maybe a pelvis pop or 2.
Cole: Damn that chick gave me a
roller coaster all over my face.
Diddy: Nuh uh, don't lie.
Green Haired Chick: Yeah I did.
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6.
to have sex with a girl from behind while her head facing down towards the bottom of the stairs, you then proceed to punch her in the head and ride her all the way down to the bottom of said stairs.
I rode her all the way to the bottom of the roller coaster!
There once was a guy from Bel-air
who was doing his girl on the stairs
the banister broke
so he quickened his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air!
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7.
While a girl is giving you a blowjob, you throw both your hands in the air, and slap the girl in the face with your balls.
Last night I gave that skank the roller coaster and ended up getting my left nut stuck in her eye socket.
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