What is Rollerblade Cock Steal?
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When a gay man is rollerblading and passes by another man that he finds sexually attractive - the gay man will grab the other man's cock while riding by on rollerblades; thus pulling the man by his cock, at which point the man may or may not have enough strength in his cock to repel the cock stealer. If he manages to repel the cock stealer, it is considered a failed cock steal; however if the man does not have enough cock strength, the cock will be pulled off the man due to the laws of physics. This is considered a successful cocks teal and the gay man has a brand new severed cock.
My uncle steve was almost a victim of the rollerblade cock steal, but managed to repel the gay man towards me, thus severing my tiny cock.
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