Rolling Crab

What is Rolling Crab?


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A sexual position wherein the male, while inside the female, grabs his 'partner' and proceeds to roll her on her side. A technique used to get full penetration and a more interesting sensation as the penis gets twisted ever slightly in the process.

Many of you have likely used this position and didn't know that it was a position.

Kid #2: "J.R., where do you come up with this stuff? (sicko...)"

J.R.: "Um... uh, I heard it from a friend. (Shit, I hope they don't think I'm some kind of sicko. Or sex fiend.)"

Kid #1: "Question! Can you do this with any pair of peoples?"

J.R.: "No!!! Just a man, and a woman!!!

... Or maybe two lesbians with a high priced strap-on. BUT THAT'S IT!!!"


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