What is Rolling Crab?
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A sexual position wherein the male, while inside the female, grabs his 'partner' and proceeds to roll her on her side. A technique used to get full penetration and a more interesting sensation as the penis gets twisted ever slightly in the process.
Many of you have likely used this position and didn't know that it was a position.
Kid #2: "J.R., where do you come up with this stuff? (sicko...)"
J.R.: "Um... uh, I heard it from a friend. (Shit, I hope they don't think I'm some kind of sicko. Or
sex fiend .)"
Kid #1: "Question! Can you do this with any pair of peoples?"
J.R.: "No!!! Just a man, and a woman!!!
... Or maybe two lesbians with a high priced
strap-on . BUT THAT'S IT!!!"
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a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.
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When you have to take a shit so bad that it's popping out of your asshole and pushing into your flannel underpants.
I drank to muc..
