What is Rolling Out The Red Carpet?

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While participating in anal sex, punch your partner in the back of the head. At this exact moment pull out as hard as you can when the rectum seizes your snausage. With any luck the rectum will be pulled out. Now just walk backwards slowly while you "Roll out the red carpet."

I rolled out Sally's red carpet yesterday, and now she has poos sporatically.
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