What is Rollins?
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Rollins: One of the most absurd colleges in the country where the most elite kids in the country recieve an excecllent education while living at a country club. Playboy recognized Rollins as the 3rd best party school in the country due to the extremely hot girls that constantly chill by the pool. In addition, many believe that student who go to Rollins will not be prepared for the real world because of the relaxed lifestyle, but in reality around 60 of the Fortune 1000 richest people went to Rollins.
Student 1: What do you want to do here at Rollins today?
Student 2: Lets do some coke and lay by the pool and look at all the hot girls while occassionly watching some sweet wakeboarders on the lake.
Student 1: Ok, hold on though I need to study and then drive my M3 to 711 and get some beer.
Student 2: K sounds good, buy some condoms too since its so easy to get layed here by fucking ass hoes who are truly not sluts.
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a country club college for the classiest students this side of the east coast. most consider rollins a waste of 45 Gs a year, but those who attend find it worth every penny.
kid 1: where are all the rich kids going to college?
kid 2: no doubt they're going to rollins.
kid 1: oh isn't that the rich school with all the hot girls?
kid 2: duh. only really high class people attend.
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Impromptu partaking in live music.
Henry Rollins jumped up on stage with Black Flag and took the mic. Shortly after he was recruited as their singer.
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Rollins College, typically known as ROLLY COLLY where we pregame like you party and we live where you spring break. DUUHHHHSKIII!!! we know class and style better than your mother and shopping on park ave is the best. monday afternoons, you will see people out on a boat drinking, starting off the week right. classes get in the way of the real college experience... but we excel in everything we do. OBVIII. we are the number one college in the south for our MBA program umm and we are proud of it. going downtown is habit... antigua, big bellys, dragon room.. its endless. being tan is a necessity here.. dont come if you arent. woooo yay for rollins... no wait... YAYOOOOOO!!!!
flagler kid 1: "man i wish i went to rollins.. whyd we choose to go here??"
flagler kid 2: "dude i dont know... i wish we were as cool as those ATO guys.. we would get so many girls"
flagler kid 1: "MANNN i know... those kappa girls are always the hottest chicks around, i wish we could transfer... lets do it"
flager kid 2: "done"
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