Roman Abramovich

What is Roman Abramovich?


1.

roman abramovich is a rich as fuck russian billionaire, who has nothing better to do with his money than to take a average team like chelsea and fuck up the whole of the english premiership.

Man Utd - i'll offer u 10m for that good player

roman abramovich - i'll give u 20m and give ur mum and dad a yatch, all your family a new house. A russian sex slave etc.etc.

See chelsea, chelski, roman, roca

2.

rich russian pikey who shows as much emotion as a dead fish. doesnt have a clue about football and smells like poo.

bearded twat who is lovers with frank lampard (his girlfriend is just for show, and damn is she ugly!)


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