Roman Alarm Clock

What is Roman Alarm Clock?


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when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.

"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"

See roman helmet, t bag, dick, chung


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