What is Roman Alarm Clock?
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when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.
"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"
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fluff the garfield, masterbate
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One who embraces the technological advances of the present and future without sacrificing the courtesies and eloquence of a lost age.
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