What is Roman Column Crap?
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A roman column crap is the type of crap that fights u before going into the toilet but upon landing in the bowl, it crumbles into little turdlets like an ancient roman column from the colosseum.
I took the toughest shit of my life and after i finally gave birth to a roman column crap, it crumbled into little rabbit turds. Why couldnt it do that while in my ass?
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a person whose natural essence is very Elmer Fudd/Rip van Winkle - like, emphasized by the fact that he is totally zoned out of his mind..
