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A surprise assault of unwanted love and affection.
Alice was running late for work. She'd just gotten out of the shower, and was g..
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When you play with your genitals and scream "UBERTOODLE"!!!
Man, I was ubertoodling all night last night. I love to ubertood..
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The discreet emphasis on asking for a sexual favor.
Person 1: Why don't you roflmycopter?
Person 2: You're so kinky!
See ro..