Roman Helmet

What is Roman Helmet?


1.

While they are passed out, gently and inconspicuously place your fleshy bag on their forehead while carefully laying down your dudemeat down the bridge of their nose in parallel fashion

"Gary passed out, so we all took turns fitting him for a roman helmet"

2.

The art of placing your hairy sweaty nutsack on a rivals forhead. Then going in for the kill slapping down of the penis on the nose assuring victory. Also known as the "ender to all wars." Technique: Usually alcohol related 1. find the victim 2. ready the forces 3. engage the nutsack with the forehead 4. Drape shaft on nose 5. claim victory

I gave a dog a roman helmet yesterday. Then something happened that I dont want to talk about.

See Harvey Wallbanger

3.

When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.

"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"

"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"

4.

The act of defecating on someone's head from front to back, so as to imitate a Roman officer's helmet.

"She was so kinky, I gave her a foot-long Roman Helmet!"

See roman, helmet, poop, scat, shit

5.

the hair sticking out of a very hairy ass crack that resembles the "mohawk" on a old fashioned battle helmet.

"wade you need to wax your ass you have a roman helmet down there"

See hair, ass, asshair, gross, waxing

6.

After a long day of beating off many times, the tip of the penis becomes red from too much friction resemblimg the red tip of a roman helmet.

Dude, I jerked off so many times today that I got a roman helmet!!

See red rocket, indian burn, dick, jackoff, porn


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