What is Romance-turbation?
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Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.
Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.
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The act of rubbing your own feet.
My feet are killing me. I'm going to have to footurbate.
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