What is Romance-turbation?
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Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.
Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.
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A blumpkin in which you vomit on the back of the girls head.
He was a bit to drunk so his Blumpkin became a Chunky Blumpkin.
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