What is Romance-turbation?
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Act of creating a fictitious romantic relationship with someone you desire who is already attached, patently disinterested, or otherwise unattainable.
Kelly is already with Anthony so whatever story Joey tells you is all just romance-turbation.
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(n.) A man or woman who fishes for crabs.
Alaskan Crab Fishers as shown on the Deadliest Catch.
I'm gonna be a green horn Crabber..