Romanian Surprise

What is Romanian Surprise?


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Definition: This S&M technique requires the use of two Romanian staples: a potato and vodka. Prior to beginning, holes must be poked into the potato so that liquid may easily pass through. Our heroine blindfolds her lover and places the potato in his/her mouth, much like a ball gag. She then douches herself with the vodka and releases the liquid on his/her face, allowing him/her to lap up her vodka-infused juices.

My Romanian friend is staying with me for a few weeks...so i kicked off his stay by giving him the Romanian Surprise.

See s&m, sexual positions, foreign, sex


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