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women's way of getting away from God's monthly torture
I'm going to get a hysterectomy...
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A food that supposedly burns more calories while it's digesting then how many calories are in the food.
Examples...
Asparagus * ..
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When a bikini clad girl has such a large bush that it protrudes out from her swimsuit and is clearly visible.
Man, check out the ZZ Top..