What is Romeo And Juliet?
1.
A tragedy by William Shakespeare.
In the end, Romeo and Juliet both die.
HA SPOILED THE ENDING!
Teacher: Today we will start reading Romeo and Juliet.
Student: Oh, by the way, in the end, Romeo and Juliet die.
Teacher: I'll see you in detention boy!
Student: What the fuck?! They tell you in the fucking prologue!
2.
A story about horny teenagers.
Act 1: Romeo is sad.why? because he can't get any ass from Rosaline.
Act 3 ( or something): After knowing eachother for only a day,they already screw.
ROMEO AND JULIET ARE HORNY KIDS
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3.
A tragedy written by William Shakespeare about 400 years ago.
Basically it's about two people who are in "forbidden love" because their parents hate each other, but they get married about 12 hours after they first met.
Yeah, then they get killed about four days later.
A lot of other people die, too.
It's pretty relevant to our time period, since it still happens between couples all over the place.
Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: I do bite my thumb, sir.
Abram: Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
Sampson: Is the law of our side if I say ay?
Gregory: No. ):
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4.
a label for a boy and a girl who are hopelessly in love
any stupid teenager who thinks that they have found their one true love worth dying for.
5.
A tragedy written by
Romeo and Juliet famous quote:
My only love sprung from my only hate!
Too early seen unknown, and known too late!
-Romeo and Juliet act 1 scene 5.
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6.
When you have a fetish,
Romeo and Juliet had sex, even though she was only 12-years-old at the time.
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7.
a book about a horny guy and a slutty grl they find each other at a dance and the guy likes for tits for a 14 year old so he sneaks in her room and they fuk then at the end they die its a dumb book dont read
me: mannnn wats up im readin romeo and juliet
friend: awww fuck no i h8 tat book they fuk to much
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