What is Romeoville?
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A small kentucky trailer park thrown into Illinois by a tornado. This town has unexplainable amounts of radiation and arsenic in the water supply. This causes people to speak with a southern drawl even they are in Northern Illinois.
"Man, I've never seen seen so many confederate flags in Northern Illinois."
I must be in Romeoville.
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It contains mostly single family housing, with some townhomes and apartments.
Romeoville is devoid of any trailer parks.
Romeoville residents fought with the North during the Civil War just like Kentucky did and thus has no confederate flags.
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A town in Chicagoland, known most likely for the name, considering nothing of importance ever happens in Romeoville. Unlike most definitions Romeoville is more Northern than most towns in northern Illinois, despite a lack of interest. Romeoville tends to attract "Poser gangsters" mostly since no shootings ever happen yet people say they're hardcore a lot then turn Souljah Boy on. Romeoville is a nice town mostly but parts are subjected to the ingredients that create a "ghetto" thus some areas tend to look more run down, but it's not as bad as it seems.
Joe: Hey wanna go to Romeoville for some good country type folk?
Ryan: Why..? Why not go to the south?
Joe: Because I read slangdefine on Romeoville!
Ryan: Yeah well I live there, so shut up.
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A piece of junk town with inbread locals that enjoy talking about the "good times" of High School, despite the fact that they have never moved on with their lives, and thus remain in said shit town with their sisters, who are their wives, along with their cockeyed children.
"Oh man, ya remember when I almost made that touchdown in that game back in '97 when it was Romeoville VS Bolingbrook?? We almost actually socred points because of me!!"
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