What is Ron Burgundy?
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A sassy-frassy anchorman for the fictional "Channel 4 News". This man is at the peak of coolness and has a feathered-hairstyle and a manly moustache to boot. He loves scotch.
Ron Burgundy: Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?
Man 1: Who put that question mark on the teleprompter?!
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He has a voice that can make a wolverine purr and suits so fine he makes sinotra look like a hobo
By the beard of zues
super duper....neato gang
Ron Burgundy says "you have an absolutely breath-taking hinie...i mean that thing is good...i wanna make friends with it" and "Im stormin your castle with my steed me lady"
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Head of the legendary Channel 4 news team
-Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight, gonna grab some afternoon delight. My motto's always been when it's right it's right why wait until the middle of a cold dark night?
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The awesome person himself who holds a ytmnd accound to spread his awesomeness to enlighten the masses.
Greeting: "Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy?" Pained: "Knights of Columbus that hurts!" Defensive: "I’m not a baby, I’m a man; I am an ANCHORMAN!" Joking: "I have some very urgent and important breaking news…CANNONBALL!"
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Having a large and obvious erection in your pants which is literally pitching a tent.
Whoa Jimmy! What are you thinking about? I can see your Ron Burgundy from here.
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Legendary anchor for Channel Four News, and one swavvy man who likes scotch. Sometimes he walks around with an erection while smelling like a turd covered in burnt hair, but it doesn't matter to this stallion of man, who's not afraid to shoot you in the back of the head with a BB gun.
The Human Torch, was DENIED a bank loan...
Ron Burgundy: It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
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