What is Ron Collins?
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The act of meeting a single sexually active female and inviting her back to your place of residence for a three day period. During this period, both the male and female will consume the minimum 750ml of pineapple juice required each day. At the end of the 3rd day, both participants will ejaculate into a shared cup (intercourse is not required, but recommended). Much like in the more traditional Ron Collins drink, the two liquids will separate in the cup as the male’s semen is more buoyant in nature. Once completed, 1oz of rum is added. Finally the couple must consume the drink together while listening to Jimmy Buffets “Margaritaville”.
“Last week, I took this bitch on a three day “
Ron-dezvous ” and then we made the heartiest Ron Collins.”
“Bitches love my Ron Collins, and if they don’t… fucking skanks.”
“I’ve never donkey punched a girl without making sure I had a Ron Collins on hand to pour down her throat afterwards.”
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