What is Ronald Mcdonald?
1.
McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
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2.
child molester, poses as a clown to lure in unsuspecting kids.
3.
The Devil incarnated as a clown, and clowns are evil anyway.
4.
A red-haired, whole-nosed, yellow jailsuit-wearing version of
"Come on kids, help me round up the burger bandit by letting me touch you on my plastic fondle benches!"
5.
The real reason for the fall of the Soviet Union.
It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald
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6.
A queer ass clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.
I got brad'ed by Ronald when I was ten
7.
The center of all evil.