Ronaldinho

What is Ronaldinho?


1.

Only the most amazing soccer player in the present world. However, his teeth are a little big. Just a little.

"Ronaldinho reminds me of Bugs."

"Which bug?"

"I mean the bunny."

"Shut up. I want to watch the game."

See alicia

2.

Foolish popular belief is that this kid is from Brasil and really good at football.

The truth is that he is an alien who has visited Earth, liked the concept of a game of football and has decided to stick around. His skills are quite obviously not of this world. Makes mockery of defenders. Pulls of tricks nobody even thought of, let alone used on a football pitch. The most naturally gifted player of current football era.

You know that Ronaldinho's goal that put England out, that everyone thinks he didn't mean it?

Oh, he meant it.

3.

1. Greatest player to walk out of Brazil since Ronaldo.

2. A stabbing pain in the side of Alex Ferguson. Hahahaha.

3. Instigator of the most enjoyable moment of my life; Putting England out of the World Cup with a wonder Free-Kick from all of 35 Yards.

"Did you see the goal Ronaldinho scored against England in the World Cup? Yes? Well, guess what. You get to see it again."

4.

Only English turds like you guys above have the nerve to say that his goal was lucky. Despite inventing the game you twats know nothing about football, and it's no wonder you never won anything except for a stolen world cup back in faraway '66. Good luck with Rugby and other shitty sports.

Did you see the goal Ronaldinho scored to put England out of the World Cup?

Yeah, sure. But the pass he made to Rivaldo on the first goal was even better. And to think it all started when Beckham chickened out on a Brazilian player's challenge and jumped away from the ball!

5.

either

1. one of the ugliest motherfuckers you will ever see, or

2. one of the best soccer players you will ever see.

Ronaldinho might be both.

See soccer, football, brazil, ronaldinho, Adrian

6.

considered to be the best soccer player in the world. His real name is Ronaldo de Assis Moreira, when he started his soccer career with Brazil, the team decided to call him Ronaldinho Gaucho, which soon became Ronaldinho.Ronaldinho was born in Porto Algere, Brazilon March 21, 1980. Ronaldinho was born the youngest of 3. His brother Roberto and his father joao were both amature soccer players. Roberto signed pro but his career ended early due to injury. Ronaldinho's father died when he was 8 because of a heart attack in the family's pool. Ronaldinho became very interested in beach soccer, also commonly known as futsol. Soon a scout saw him playing on the beach with his friends and quickly signed him to Barcelona. After being on the Barcelona team for 2 years Brazil signed him to the national team. Ronaldinho now has 1 son, joao (named after his father) and is making 30 million dollars a year. Whenever media asks him how it feels to be the best he says " I don't feel that I am any better than my teamates on brazil, or barcelona, I just feel like i'm on the beach of Porto Algere trying my best to make myself feel accomplished"

male soccer fan 1: wow that Ronaldinho is really good!

male soccer fan 2: too bad he probley dosent get any girls, i mean look at those teeth

male soccer fan 1: he's making 30 million a year, he can pay for a little somethin somethin if you know what I mean

male soccer fan 2: haha yeah, if I was making 30 million a year i know what i'd be spendin it on....

See soccer, brazil, spain, barcelona, ronaldo, Suzy

7.

A horse that plays the game of football and can pull off amazing tricks.

Pepe: Hey Papo, what is that horse doing playing football?

Papo: Oh, that leviathan is called Ronaldinho.

Pepe: That fucking horse can play!

Papo: Yeah, we should kill it one day.

See ronaldo, cristiano ronaldo, maradona, pele


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