Ronaldo

What is Ronaldo?


1.

A Brazilian soccer player.The greatest soccer player ever to play the game.Ronaldo's speed, dribbling ability and scoring instincts have made him widely regarded as one of the best players in the history of football.Ronaldo has also set a record of three FIFA World Player of the Year awards (1996, 1997 and 2002), since equalled by his Real Madrid team mate, Zinedine Zidane.

Many pundits predict if "Ronaldo" went through his career injury free he would have been the greatest player of all time.

See ronaldo, great one

2.

One of the greatest Brazilian footballers of all time. He gets overlooked because of Christiano Ronaldo who is an inferior player, and mentioning "Ronaldo" will make more people think of Christiano than the Brazilian star.

Me: Wow, Ronaldo just played a great game.

Some moron: Oh, Christiano Ronaldo? that cheating scum!

Me: No, the bald Ronaldo you stupid brit.

See soccer, football, ronaldo, brazil, fifa

3.

Zina: "Ronaldo, e brilha muits nus curinthia"

the current catch frase in brasil

everywhere you go, you must say : Ronaldo, e brilha muits nus curinthia

See ronaldo, lolz, omg, rofl, mom

4.

Christiano Ronaldo a cheating scumbag that most the english hate by now.

Ronaldo is supposed to be wayne rooneys team mate for manchester united but aggravated the referee into sending him off in the world cup 2006 quarter finals.

See cheat, ronaldo, portugal, manchester united

5.

cristiano ronaldo the portugese player that most english hate at the moment. he luvs himself too much, has earrings which r gay, he looks ugly and winds people up e.g rooney.

world cup 06 - portugal v england

ronaldo got rooney sent off for no reason and winked/smiled back at his bench!

See christiano ronaldo, football, ugly, hate, portugal

6.

Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Portugal. He was named the sexiest player of Euro 2004 and World Cup 2006 by Gay Krant, a Dutch gay magazine. His name Ronaldo is from Ronald Reagan who was his late father's favorite actor.

Guy: That Ronaldo is an ugly cheater.

Gay guy: Shut up you moron!!!

See cheater, rooney

7.

1) Ronaldo - Once pretty special Brazilian soccer star, most goals in world cup history.. blah blah

now a fat loser who can go sit on the sidelines scoffing cakes with wayne rooney the bogan

2) Cristiano Ronaldo - spunky portugese spunk spunk who gave rooney the bogan what he deserved. famous for stepovers, dramatic dives and that bod, gotta love the soccer tradition of swapping shirts

1) Ive gained a bit of weight, i cant run for shit and im past my prime.. shit im turning into a real ronaldo

2) Im young, im spunky and i can play soccer real good.. shit im turning into a real cristiano

See fat, bogan, soccer, stud muffin


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