Rondo Edit Meaning

1.

coined by natalie dee as a fabulous alternative to "retarded." From her blog: "I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely."

Kid Nation is the most rondo thing I've ever heard of.

See natalie dee, kia, retarded, stupid, awesome

2.

To steal something skillfully, esp. when the person robbed doesn't realize it's gone or can't do anything about it.

Popularized by the "You got Rondod" ad campaign by Reebok for Celtics' guard Rajon Rondo.

When you get in your car and realize someone siphoned all the gas out of your tank last night without you knowing it... "You got Rondod"

See steal, rip

3.

To finish a drink quickly, particularly when one has been nursing it for some time. The verb form of a soft drink from the late '70s/early '80s, whose gimmick was light carbonation allowing for quick consumption. (YouTube: "Rondo commercial")

We're leaving; you need to rondo that shit.

See drink, chug, finish, slam, down

4.

This slang term was coined by the internet cartoonist and humorist, Natalie Dee.

From Natalie Dee's blog:

"I am going to be replacing 'retarded' with 'rondo' from now on. I think that the word retarded is played out, and there is nothing more retarded than a Kia Rondo, so it seems to lend itself quite nicely." www.nataliedee.com/journal 8-10-07

"Just be grateful you didn't turn out rondo like your sister."

See retarded, tarded, stupid, pointless, unnecessary

5.

To steal something so skillfully, esp. when the person robbed doesn't even realize it's gone or can't do anything about it.

Popularized by the "You got Rondoed" ad campaign by Reebok for Celtics' guard Rajon Rondo.

You get in your car and realize someone siphoned all the gas out of your tank last night without you knowing it... "You got Rondoed"

See steal, rob, rip

6.

In upper class British society, one can infuriate one's fellows by singing the third movement of Beethoven's Piano Concerto No. 3 in C minor (main theme). This must be accompanied by repeated poking and other aggravating physical actions. "Rondoing" may be be performed by an individual or a group.

"Oh my golly gosh, those chaps over there just Rondoed me and now I have these bally red marks on my posterior!"

"I say, that chap over there looks like he needs a good hard Rondoing!"

"Help! HELP! I'M BEING RONDOED!"

"Tally Ho! Let us venture forth into the slums of Abingdon and Rondo some Big Issue vendors!"

See irritate, sing, poke, stab, molest, hum, beethoven, piano

7.

Replaces the word "retarded" in standard usage, because there is nothing more retarded than a KIA Rondo.

"They just stood there, looking rondo."

See rondo, retarded, stupid, short bus, kia, cracked, busted, Natalie Dee