Ron-johnson

What is Ron-johnson?


1.

When you are having sex, you remove yourself from your partner and slap her in the face with your cock. Than you continue to have sex (if you can)

"How'd you break your arm?"

"I tried to Ron-Johnson my girlfriend and she flipped me off the bed."

See sex, abstinence


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